Excitable Type : Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.
Sociable Type : Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.
Timid Type : Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has peed and sneaks back later.
Noisy Type : Whistles loudly. Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.
Indifferent Type : All urinals being occupied, uses sink.
Clever Type: Pees without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at same time.
Vain Type: Undoes 5 buttons to take out tool when 2 would have done.
Absent Minded Type : Opens jacket, takes out his tie and pees in his pants.
Worried Type: Not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of his tool while peeing.
Disgrunted Type: Stands for a while, grunts,farts, tries to pee, fails, farts and walks away.
Sneaky Type : Drops silent fart while peeing, sniffs and looks at the bloke next to him.
Sloppy Type : Pees down into his shoe, walks out with his zip open and adjusts his balls 10 mins later.
Learned Type : Reads a book or newspaper while peeing.
Childish Type: Looks at the bottom of the urinal to watch bubbles while peeing.
Strong Type : Bangs tool on the side of the urinal to knock the drops off.
Drunken Type : Pulls out his tool, sees two, puts one back and pees in his trousers.
Embarrased Type : Covers his tool with both hands as he stands there and pees through his fingers.
******** Type : Stands in one cubical and pees in next.
2006-12-21 18:39:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi Boo, Nice job. I like the clever type,he pees free handed.the strong type is good too. Bangs it on the side of the urinal. Pretty good.I like them all.
Clowmy
2006-12-21 19:07:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I'm a Indifferent Type
Ive used the sink as a urinal on more than one occasion
2006-12-21 19:30:38 · answer #2 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They all were great, but I would have to say the childish type!! If you are looking where you are urinating, then you should not be peeing down the side of the toilet....Ugh!
2006-12-21 18:44:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a bit lengthy, but some of points are funny.
I'm a mix of the vain and clever type.
2006-12-21 18:43:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally going to go with the Indifferent Type. Now that's my kindof man...as long as he cleans the bathroom.
2006-12-21 18:42:38 · answer #5 · answered by Abtsolutely 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the ******** type, that takes talent- roflmao
2006-12-21 19:24:26 · answer #6 · answered by apsuz73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I chose the Strong Type :p man your funny haha so many man to laugh your head off about hahaha
p.s. witch tipe are youuuu hahahahaa
2006-12-21 18:47:47 · answer #7 · answered by Tina 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like the man pisser that just does his business and doenst give a fart who the hell is watching,ya know the type that just pees.
2006-12-21 18:42:59 · answer #8 · answered by explicitnights 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like absent minded and drunken ones the best
lol
2006-12-21 19:01:57 · answer #9 · answered by Bren 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as the seat is put down. And that's all I have to say about that.
2006-12-21 18:44:15 · answer #10 · answered by lamie23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋