pick up lines for girls?

Question

I'm a guy and I know this is going to sound pathetic, but I need some good lines to get this girl to go out with me. I think a peom would work, but I am asking the question, not answering it.

Answer 1

What are you, a fag? Just ask her the hell out. "Hey Betty, I was thinkin' we could have some fun hangin' out together. Do you want to blank with me?" That wasn't hard, was it? She'll say yes or no. If it doesn't sound like yes, it's no. Now get out there and email me the results.

Answer 2

A lot of the women I know dislike lines and sense when a guy is being insincere. Shoot from the hip and you'll have much better luck. The key is to exude confidence but don't be cocky about it. Just be honest and an overall nice guy and you should have no problem.

Answer 3

"If you were a booger, I would pick you first."

or

"Did you just fart? 'Cause you just blew me away!"

JK hehehe

OR

You could just go up to her and introduce yourself and say "hey, my name is ________, you have the most beautiful ___(insert physical characterisic such as eyes, smile, etc.)___, would you like to catch a movie or dinner sometime?"

or if you know her you could sing "You're beautiful, beautiful it's true...." -a guy did that to me and my heart melted!

or if she works somewhere and you go in and she asks "what can I get for you?" you could say "oh ___(menu item)___ and your number please!" with a big ol' grin!

(These have all worked on me--except for the silly ones on top haha!)

Just be yourself, be confident and smile. And poems are really nice too, as long as you know the girl. If you don't know her too well, a poem might scare her and seem a little stalker-ish. Good luck to you and God bless! :)

Answer 4

Haha well I am only 13 but I don't know these are some funny ones my guy friends got in trouble at school for sexual harrassment but they are hilarious!

- I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you?

- Are those astronot pants? because your *** is out of this world.

-Nice legs what time are they open?<--- I would not suggest that one most girls wouldn't like that.

Answer 5

Before I met my boyfriend, he made me a cd and then stopped by my office and gave it to me and then he left without asking me out. I loved that he approached me that way because he did not put me on the spot by asking me out right then and there (what if I did not want anything to do with him? It would have been awkward telling him "no"). The next day, he came back and asked me if I liked the cd and then asked me out.

Answer 6

Why don't you try talking to her like a normal person, instead of using some lame pick up line!! But if's she's into poetry, she might like that, just not some stupid pick up line. You know what I mean.

Answer 7

Make a cute joke! If it is personal and does not sound inapropriate, than she should like it! Get her to laugh and be really cute! Make whatever you say, stick in her head so she wont forget your 'pickup line'.

Answer 8

lines are just cheesy anymore. don't use any! yeah, the poem might work. just talk to her, be sweet, down to earth, funny, and BE YOURSELF. a girl also wants to be complimented and know why you like her.

Answer 9

Don't use lines. They're cheap and they only work on dumb chicks. If you actually are looking for a dumb chick ask her "Haven't I've seen you before?"

Answer 10

Try this:

For a fat girl, you don't sweat very much!

or

Are you a farmer, because you sure grew some nice melons.

or if those fail, you can always go with,

Do you know karate, because your body is kickin'