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Question

Sayings That Should Be On Buttons
1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

2. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

3. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

4. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

5. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

6. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

7. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

8. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

9. You! Off my planet!

10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Answer 1

My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
"I is a college student."
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
"I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. "
"MY CHILD was trustee of the month at MATTOON HIGH!!"
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
"Cover me. I'm changing lanes."
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"
"Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."
"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"
"I souport publik edekasion"
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Come to the darkside, We have cookies!!
Suburbia: "Where they tear out the trees and then name the streets after them."
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If you are psychic - think "HONK"
Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
Grow your own dope, plant a man.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Where there's a will...I want to be on it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner.
Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen
Allow me to introduce my selves
Better living through denial
I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up....
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done
Too many freaks not enough circuses
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
-Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Answer 2

lnteresting buttons. My choice - 3 and 6. lol

Answer 3

My favorite button is:
Reality is for people that can't handle drugs!

Answer 4

If life passed you by would you wait for it to come back around.

Answer 5

omg lol hilariously priceless!

Answer 6

what was the question again ?