There was an intelligent monkey at the zoo that was very rare and expensive. One day, 2 robbers came to the zoo and snatched the big monkey and drove off. Suddenly for some reason they crashed as soon as they left the zoo. Both robbers died and police came to the scene.
Because the monkey can understand the English language, the cop asked the monkey some questions.
Cop says "Hi there, do you know these people?"
The monkey shakes his head as if to say no.
Cop says "How did they crash so early, what was this guy doing?"
The monkey makes a phone out of its hand and puts it on its ear.
Cop says "He was using the cell phone?" The monkey nods its head.
Cop says "Wow, okay what about this guy, what was he doing?"
The monkey pucks its lips and puts its fist on its mouth.
Cop says "Oh, he was drinking wasn't he? Okay, what so what were you doing?
The monkey holds both of its hands in the air as if he was holding a steering wheel.
2006-12-21 16:56:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one
2006-12-21 16:57:33 · answer #1 · answered by Olivia's Mama 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-12-21 20:32:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drinking while Driving
2006-12-21 17:00:01 · answer #3 · answered by lvlsomething 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ten seconds ago I was doing better. Man that joke was awful. No offense to you, you were great.
2006-12-21 17:34:20 · answer #4 · answered by Adversity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-12-21 18:50:08 · answer #5 · answered by know nothing ~_~ " 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but not really a question.
2006-12-21 16:58:54 · answer #6 · answered by moose on the loose 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Got anymore???? My son is going to like this one.
2006-12-21 16:59:34 · answer #7 · answered by Gret 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, fantastic !! Keep it up dude.
2006-12-21 16:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by dexter_theboygenius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! dats a good one...lol
2006-12-21 16:58:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your joke is rib cracking read this one I got and I hope it makes you laugh too.
Not Every Tree can Stand Thirst
But the Cactus Did it.
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Not Every Animal can Represent a Nation
But the Lion Did it.
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Not Every Flower Can Represent Love
But Roses Did it.
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Not Every Monkey Can Read E-Mails
But You Did it !!!!!
2006-12-21 17:02:35 · answer #10 · answered by papa askofu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋