what is the funniest joke in the world?

Answer 1

ladies let's sit back and injoy a good laugh about this poor guy who simply can't do any good :p

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases


Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management

Answer 2

There are a lot of funny jokes in the world, you know.

Answer 3

How do you know when a blonde has been using a computer?

There's Tippex on the screen and cheese in front of the mouse.

(Tippex is and brand of liquid correction paper, But saying liquid correction paper kills the joke)

Answer 4

there is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures chuck norris allows to live. not the funniest but funny notheless.

Answer 5

a blonde girl pushes her car into a gas station because it stalled and she can't get it started.
the mechanic looks over the engine for a while and the blonde asks "whats wrong" ...the mechanic replies "just **** in the carburetor".....the blonde responds "how often do I have to do that?"

Answer 6

Here's my top 5:

1. Why do black people lean to the middle when they drive?
They think the smell is coming from the outside.

2. Why are aspirins white?
Because they work.

3. What's the definition of the word "Confusion"?
Father's day in the Ghetto.

4. Why don't blacks like Tylenol?
They have to pick cotton to get to them.

5. Why don't blacks like blowjobs?
They don't like any jobs.

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Answer 7

So this guy gets his "thing" tattooed, stitching in his girlfriends name. When he got home and showed her she said, "Baby, why are you putting words in my mouth"

Answer 8

some of the questions on here!!

Answer 9

Three nuns walk into a bar...... the fourth one ducks.



('tap tap'......is this thing on?....)