Why are you special enough to receive a phone call the next day? We have a very bad long-distance plan on mount Olympus.
2006-12-21 16:18:19 · 13 answers · asked by enslavementality 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Zeus cannot contract STD's it's one of the perks of being a god.
2006-12-21 16:26:21 · update #1
Yes, thank you. I'm glad you didn't call; Odin gets very upset when he is interrupted.
2006-12-21 16:38:04 · answer #1 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You really should switch wirless plans, Omnipotent dude :)
Oh and i was wondering did you accept The allmighty Mithra as a God Yet?
Because i Know that he is one of your Immortals, but have you accepted him as a God yet?
2006-12-22 00:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny. It would be a great cartoon spoof. Pitch it to the Nickelodeon and see what they say.
2006-12-22 00:22:51 · answer #3 · answered by Love of Truth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can God's contract STD's or do they just will them away? If you can will them away, how do I become a god. I'm tired of the condom thing.
2006-12-22 00:24:45 · answer #4 · answered by Troubled Troll 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You're making the Greeks look bad, bud.
2006-12-22 00:20:54 · answer #5 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rock on
2006-12-22 00:27:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you give some left overs?
2006-12-22 00:28:32 · answer #7 · answered by Art The Wise 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no we haven't!
Hey Pal, leave me out of this one!
2006-12-22 00:22:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hate to disrespect you, but i was with Hera when you was out romping around town.
2006-12-22 00:28:30 · answer #9 · answered by DO YOU KNOW WHERE GARY IS? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that would explain Brittany and Paris
2006-12-22 00:21:21 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. Brooke 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋