I wrote this guy a very sarcastic email the other day,for standing me up..never showing up when he said he would..He basicly had no idea it was sarcastic, then he continued as if nothing happened..writing me all these gushy, annoying messages..which really p issed me off like there's no tomorrow... I'm sitting here,mad as hell, I'm all a wreck from work...and this jerk has the nerve to not even know what he did?
I'm trying to think of something really funny, yet mean and nastic but really sarcastic to this guy.. at the end of this message.
(i want it to be funny, but mean, so it could bite him in the a ss )
So any help with this is greatly appreciated..
thanks../
2006-12-21 16:15:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
The best thing you could do...
Stop wasting your time and simply ignore the guy. If you don't want anything to do with him because he is such a jerk, then why waste your time writing a mean note? Just ignore him...he'll get the idea and stop bothering you.
Writing a mean note to him would just show immaturity.
2006-12-21 16:18:59 · answer #1 · answered by ashleyrt1 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why did the guy stand you up? Did he offer any reason on why he didn't show up?
You either want to be with him or you don't. Having said that...
If you do want to be with him, tell him that he hurt your feelings, pissed you off, whatever for standing you up.
If you don't want to be with him, drop it. Ignore him. Writing him a mean letter is very immature. Once you ignore him he will either stop sending you mushy letters OR ask why you are ignoring him. That's when you tell him that you aren't into games and don't want to start a relationship with someone who is so irresponsible and rude by standing you up.
You just want revenge for what he did. How about asking for an apology? Sending him hate mail is no better than him standing you up...both are rude.
2006-12-21 16:25:57 · answer #2 · answered by Riviera_ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would not think of something funny/sarcastic to him.
I would tell him straight up " you stood me up, you left me waiting for you after you said you were going to be there, then you dont say anything but send me gushy and annoying messages. You honestly dont feel the need to say ANYTHING to me? Sorry, i got a flat, my house caught on fire, NOTHING!!" "Well, I would say that it is nice to know that your ok, but I am really not sure that I would mean that"
STRAIGHT UP AND TO THE POINT!!!!
2006-12-21 16:23:52 · answer #3 · answered by ohdarnitsmeagain 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK...either you can go to photobucket and send him a crappy
pic, (type in search, mean. All sorts of mean stuff will come up!
OR, you can say it yourself..."I'm busy.....your UGLY..have a nice
day." Or there's,...Today is not your day....your getting DUMPED
HAHA I like that one. LOL Good Luck to ya. PS. He's an A hole.
Don't even give him another chance...you may get more of the
same. Hope u find a nice one.
2006-12-21 16:38:35 · answer #4 · answered by CraZyCaT 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU LOW LIFE SCUM BAG S'o'b'MAKE A DATE WITH ME AND NOT SHOW UP? What kind of stock are you bred from? Polecat or weaselThe best part of you ran down the crack of yo momma's butt!!!! Hey girls this guy is a panty waist no good for nothin' lousy MF and a CS!!!!!! As that is all he is known to show up for on time. And he has a 3" weeenie I hear!
2006-12-21 16:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey, you don't seem to be getting the message, so I'll spell it out for you.
To say how I really feel about you, I'm going to have to quote Homer Simpson on this.
I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
2006-12-21 16:23:26 · answer #6 · answered by cecikuna 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, I'd be glad to help you if I knew the situation....if I knew that I'd be able to come up with something.
2006-12-21 16:19:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what was the last message?
2006-12-21 16:17:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
tell him you thought he was gay all this time, and were surprised to hear he's not...Then say isn't _______ a gay guys name though??
2006-12-21 16:18:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
give me his e-mail and ill hack it
2006-12-21 16:31:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋