After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibbers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Indian press reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 800m, Indian scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using mobile phones and used wireless communications."
2006-12-21 16:06:46 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok, but REALLY far-fetched (but, i guess that is what a joke is)
2006-12-21 16:09:06 · answer #1 · answered by T-Dub 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already heard this joke!! It came in the YA! Newspaper of DNA newspaper every Sunday.
2006-12-21 20:12:20 · answer #2 · answered by Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Rasmalai and gulab jamun....... Rating : 10/10 for all! ♥ ♥ Keep Smiling!!
2016-05-23 12:05:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur joke gets 7 star
2006-12-25 01:47:06 · answer #4 · answered by ahsu254 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it....jokes that compare and then give a better/worse is awesome...5*****....10 out of 10!!!
2006-12-23 02:16:03 · answer #5 · answered by hannnahbannana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 stars! It's a great joke!
2006-12-21 16:09:18 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's really amusing. I give you 10 on 10 ! :)
2006-12-22 00:29:16 · answer #7 · answered by SRK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute rates at least a 3.5
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2006-12-21 16:47:45 · answer #8 · answered by isis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tooooooooooooooooo good.i`ll give it a 10
2006-12-22 00:55:24 · answer #9 · answered by shubham k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tooooo old..i heard this like 5 yrs ago
2006-12-22 03:13:59 · answer #10 · answered by adi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
good1
2006-12-22 05:17:49 · answer #11 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋