Figure d I woul share something funny with all you, Yahoo keeps pulling it? Do you like it?

Question

In honour of Stupid People .


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)


On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

Answer 1

So it's true what they say about those Swedish people.

Answer 2

Actually what you have is sad. All these warnings occur because some idiot judge said the maker could be sued for not giving the warning. And some American juries would use the lack of such warning to impose liability on the seller. In America freedom and personal responsibility are dying. It's a new world order. Even some of our Supreme Court judges think it is more important to look at what other countries are doing than to rule on the basis of what the founding fathers intended.

Answer 3

Some people need exact details in order to live life safely.

Answer 4

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Answer 5

Yahoo pulled those? Yahoo is getting stranger all the time! I sure wish yahoo would fix messenger and stop messing with stupid sh it.

Answer 6

LOL i know i see alot of this at the store i guess people this days are stupid....oh wow beware of the peanuts....i guess thats for the chipmunks....lol

Answer 7

LOL
I saw one on the back of a jet boat that said "do no place anus or vagina against opening as serious injury or death will result" . Who tried the 200 hp enema???????????

Answer 8

Krissy that was fabulous. I laughed all the way through it. Anyone got any more?

Answer 9

Funny. Loved it! Two thumbs up. Where is Bill Engvall when you need him? eh?

Answer 10

I love it! Y!A needs to get a life...