A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking". Then Little Johnny says, now I have a question for you. "There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married? "
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone. The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.
2006-12-21 15:31:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well, it's kinda old... but still classic
2006-12-21 15:33:55 · answer #1 · answered by J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it realy is, its on the verge of being unclean but then it turns out really cleaner than expected. Way good thinking!
2006-12-21 23:47:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, little Jonny got the right answer.
2006-12-21 23:35:36 · answer #3 · answered by amazon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......... it's kind of like the old version, but I'll give you a thumb
2006-12-21 23:49:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I love it.
2006-12-21 23:37:40 · answer #5 · answered by Misao-chan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like your thinking
2006-12-21 23:34:13 · answer #6 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not funny for me
2006-12-22 00:38:45 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it made me smile
2006-12-22 00:17:07 · answer #8 · answered by erin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess I like your thinking.......
2006-12-21 23:43:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! That was FUNNY!! LOLZ!:)
2006-12-21 23:35:54 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Cooly Girl♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋