2006-12-21 15:27:36 · 10 answers · asked by DO YOU KNOW WHERE GARY IS? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes. Paying an underage reindeer to run over anyone at the age of 60 and up is a sin.
2006-12-21 15:32:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Great question... according to the law, I believe you would most likely go to jail (which can be hell) assuming your Grandma presses charges if she survives and law enforcement can trace the reindeer back to you as the money source behind the Hit. If your Grandma dies, then you would be charged with murder again assuming they could link you with the reindeer. But here is the good news. If you get a good lawyer, he could claim the reindeer is insane and is using you as a scapegoat. That's assuming the police would actually follow-up on a witness's claim that they swore a reindeer driving a car ran over your grandma. Given this high probability, I would say your chances are Great! you will get away with it. The next step is to then live your life as a born again Christian, repent your sin, and sleep comfortably knowing you will not go to Hell, but in fact, go to Heaven to be kissed again by your Grandma who has been anxiously awaiting your arrival. I believe I have answered your question quite effectively, wouldn't you say.
I hope this helps!
2006-12-21 23:39:45 · answer #2 · answered by smaatgg 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hee Hee, I don't that Murder by Reindeer is listed in the ten comandments.
2006-12-21 23:32:11 · answer #3 · answered by Troubled Troll 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
With thoughts like that you have already been to hell but look forward to stay longer next time.
2006-12-21 23:32:42 · answer #4 · answered by Denise W 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
ROFL! Ewww! Granny kisses! Ewww!
2006-12-21 23:29:17 · answer #5 · answered by Whatever 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's mean. She loves you and would never think of hurting you.
2006-12-21 23:29:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
If you do it out of love you won't.
2006-12-21 23:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by elguapo_marco_2008@sbcglobal.net 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I think so!!!!!! good luck w/ that though
2006-12-21 23:30:11 · answer #8 · answered by J DUB 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
No.
2006-12-21 23:32:46 · answer #9 · answered by =_= 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
no
2006-12-21 23:30:28 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. Brooke 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋