2006-12-21 14:40:28 · 8 answers · asked by Chubba W 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where did the turtle go for a wash and wax...THE SHELL STATION.
What is a blondes favorite mini-series...ROOTS
2006-12-21 14:48:16 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a group of men?
A: The blonde has a higher sperm count
2006-12-21 22:43:56 · answer #2 · answered by dcwest20 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A pirate had a steering wheel in his pants and said,''RRRR this things driving me nuts''
3 pregnant women talking. The brunette says ''I'm going to have a male baby because I did it in the masculine position.'' The red head says,'' I'm going to have a girl baby because I did it in the feminine position.'' The blond starts crying and crying, the other expectant mothers calm her down and ask her why she is crying and the blond says,'' I'm going to have
2006-12-21 22:43:02 · answer #3 · answered by Dhaircutta 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
corny eh?
two peanuts walk into a bar they were aSALTed
a horse walks into a bar and the bar-man asks.. "why such the long face"
2006-12-21 23:07:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why can't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Because there's too many ears.
What did the salt say to the popcorn?
"Season's Greetings!"
2006-12-21 22:54:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A distinguished gentleman is walking down the street. A little boy excitedly runs up to him.
Little boy : "Hey mister, you got a banana in your ear!"
Man : "What?"
Little boy : "I said, you got a banana in your ear!"
Man : "Come again?"
Little boy :"YOU GOT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!!"
Man : "I can't hear you. I've got a banana in my ear."
2006-12-21 23:05:37 · answer #6 · answered by wild_turkey_willie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what did pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Answer:
Deadant......deadant ........deadant deadant deadant...deadant deadant........deadant (in tune with the theme song)
2006-12-21 22:44:36 · answer #7 · answered by Ghurricane87 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
how do you know a terrorist is depressed? he doesnt want to kill himself
2006-12-21 22:42:50 · answer #8 · answered by kelly r 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋