2006-12-21 14:17:49 · 13 answers · asked by ProudChicana44 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no
unless you can win this stupid game in my computer against me.
2006-12-21 14:51:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a game of rugby league, the winger (player in the wing position) had just made a linebreak and away he goes with only the fullback to beat to put a try. The fullback was in a defensive position to tackle the winger.
The winger, however sensing the linesman tagging him, he dummied a pass to him. The fullback fell for it and there he took out the linesman whilst the winger ran all the way to score under the posts.
2006-12-21 14:43:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
2006-12-21 14:20:06 · answer #3 · answered by ♥butter_fly♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Visualize a picture of George bush elder with his arms around his son president George W. bush
with the following caption
"Son, you are making the same mistake in Iraq that I made with your mother. I did not pull out in time."
2006-12-21 14:23:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some guy decided to ride from Phoenix (AZ) to Flagstaff by bike(A ten speed bike). On his way,the road became mountainy and he had to go back.It was very tiring,so he tried to get a car to pick him up.
Eventuly, a corvet pulled over and was willing to take him back. The guy got in the car,but his bycicle coulden't fit.SOOOO, the guy in the car said:(look,i'll tie your bike to the back of the car,and you ride it. If I accidently start to go to fast, honk your horn and i'll slow down,OK?) and they did.
It went ok for the first few miles,but then,another corvet blew past them.Thinking it was a race of some sort, the two cars began to race!
A near by policeman used his radar gun and soon phoned two police up ahead and said:(Hey guys,there are two corvets up ahead doing 150 miles per hour.Pull them over and fine'm a speedin ticket,Ok?)
The other police then responded(Roger that!)The first police then re-phoned them and said:(Oh and you're not gunna believe this but,...there is a guy on a ten speed bike honking to pass!)
2006-12-21 15:22:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 ATE 9
2006-12-21 14:32:51 · answer #6 · answered by =] 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not any good ones.
but this is a christmas one so i guess ill tell you.
even though i know it sux.
so on christmas eve one year 2 parents wanted to have some fun before going to sleep and they didnt want to wake up their daughter who was sleeping upstairs. so they went down and did it on the couch. while they were having their fun the daughter comes down and asked them what they were doing. they replied "making cookies". so after they were done they went up to bed. but soon later they heard their daughter go downstairs so they followed her. they asked her what she was doing and she said "licking up the extra cookie dough".
so yeaa i know its not very good but i thought it went good for this time of the year.
happy holidays.
♥
2006-12-21 14:23:08 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Amanda Way♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course I can...here is is...
"A joke"
there I told you a joke...
2006-12-21 14:19:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didja hear about the kid that wanted a watch for Christmas?
His parents let him!
2006-12-21 14:27:54 · answer #9 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what goes vroom screach vroom sreach vroom.......
A blonde at a blinking red light
2006-12-21 14:23:41 · answer #10 · answered by superstarlauren_02 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋