There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.
So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.
Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.
The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.
"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.
Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.
She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.
She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"
The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."
2006-12-21 14:14:52 · 7 answers · asked by ♥butter_fly♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha! lol♥ that's funny!
2006-12-21 14:19:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe that's cute...
Perhaps it's because I'm in a goofy and giggly kinda mood but I think it's cute!
2006-12-21 22:19:01 · answer #2 · answered by jessicadiamond_4einc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah thats sooo funny!
2006-12-21 22:19:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2006-12-21 22:18:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that made for a great chuckle!
2006-12-21 22:17:32 · answer #5 · answered by gumby and pokey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-21 22:20:06 · answer #6 · answered by KBH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...very funny
2006-12-21 22:19:09 · answer #7 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋