There once was a store Santa Claus
Who had trouble with his red drawers
When he'd stand up to sneeze
They'd fall down to his knees
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2006-12-21 13:54:11 · 10 answers · asked by bzmeltzer 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thus exposing all of his flaws
Eliciting lots of gaffaws (could replace with applause)
That's all I can think of . . .
Good Luck
2006-12-21 14:07:07 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And as people stared and gave a subtle cough
They became aware that Santa had exposed his Rootoff (Rudolph)
2006-12-21 22:43:40 · answer #2 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first line doesnt make sense "There once was a store santa clause?"
A store santa clause? maybe you just had a typo...
"and he would just stand there in awe"
2006-12-21 21:56:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
then along came his misses
and asked can I sucky sucky OH please,please
But I agree the first line needs work
2006-12-21 22:01:16 · answer #4 · answered by FOXY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like Mrs. Claus's boobies when she's wearing no bras.
2006-12-21 21:59:11 · answer #5 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And inspire some stirring applause.
2006-12-21 21:56:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
and exposed his junk to all
2006-12-21 21:59:46 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...
and pull them back up, of course.
2006-12-21 21:56:50 · answer #8 · answered by xD 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Claus" and "drawers" don't rhyme.
2006-12-21 21:58:39 · answer #9 · answered by Caroline 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And he then got help from Mrs. Claus.
I dunno, sorry it's bad.
2006-12-21 21:56:55 · answer #10 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋