Becoming Illegal (From an Iowa resident to his senator)
The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510
Dear Senator Harkin,
As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from reading the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.
2006-12-21 13:13:07 · 17 answers · asked by Pandora 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.
2006-12-21 13:13:53 · update #1
Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
Donald Simonson
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2006-12-21 13:14:18 · update #2
This is from my better half btw..(a little help from me never hurts though...)
2006-12-21 13:19:01 · update #3
For the nimrods stating "is this a question" yes it is...read the friggin title...
2006-12-21 13:41:58 · update #4
In the United States of America it is NOT THE LAW to pay your income tax.
If you don't believe me look for it. Then email it to me.
There have been many people brought to court for not paying their taxes. And they won. Why? Because when they asked "May I see the Law that says I am required to pay income tax" No one could find one.
2006-12-21 13:19:22 · answer #1 · answered by thankgodformaryjane 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
So if I'm illegal alien and have been paying taxes for 5 years , Am I entitled to a refund?? RSVP
2006-12-21 13:40:32 · answer #2 · answered by prole1984 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wouldn't it be great if WE could actually DO that and save ourselves a lot of money? But, who would pay the taxes so we could? Certainly not the ILLEGAL immigrants. lol.
2006-12-21 13:23:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nicely done!!!
But to keep this active, ASK a question we can all answer!
Or, did I miss it while chuckling?
The Ol' Sasquatch Ã
Oh, I agree!
2006-12-21 13:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by Ol' Sasquatch 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
And get free medical insurance that an american is not entitled to.
2006-12-21 13:53:45 · answer #5 · answered by Bobby! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read your "question," but I can't see your question. Just because Yahoo! added an interrogation mark to it, doesn't make it a question. If that letter was real, I bet that the Senator would be laughing his @ss off and mumbling or thinking: "another trailer trash."
2006-12-21 13:53:55 · answer #6 · answered by c00kies 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
you should print that up and have everyone you know sign it (not with real names of course) and actually mail it to him ...man, i wish I had this kind of imagination...u r good...ty 4 the laugh.
2006-12-21 13:51:23 · answer #7 · answered by chilover 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BUT TO BECOME LEGAL AGAIN YOU HAVE TO PAY $3,000 TO THE INS FOR THE APPLICATION, AND THAT IS NOT LAW YET
2006-12-22 06:10:12 · answer #8 · answered by lanena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sheet, u meen i will hav 2 start paying taxes? i thinked eet wuz all free....
2006-12-21 13:48:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like this better life package more and more every day.
2006-12-21 14:08:13 · answer #10 · answered by MinuteWoman 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋