A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. Says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5.000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss we are very happy to have your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a millionaire. What puzzles us is, why you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
2006-12-21 13:03:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Smart and Rich and Blonde. That's me!
2006-12-21 13:27:38 · answer #1 · answered by hawkthree 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very, very smart blond! She must have been pretty bright to have thought that up! The loan officer musy have been so very shocked by the blond's answer!
2006-12-21 21:15:42 · answer #2 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-12-22 07:18:41 · answer #3 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice. a smart blonde joke.
2006-12-21 21:08:03 · answer #4 · answered by Jenna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee, that's cute...thanks for the laugh
2006-12-21 21:22:05 · answer #5 · answered by gigagiggle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SMART and BLONDE?
a dangerous combination, just ask me =P
lol.
good joke.
2006-12-21 21:17:22 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard that one...but there's no such thing as a smart blonde
2006-12-21 22:03:09 · answer #7 · answered by Fall Out at the Disco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha good 1
2006-12-22 06:09:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh wow thx for the joke.
2006-12-21 21:34:47 · answer #9 · answered by A tru baller 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice but i ahve heard that before
2006-12-21 21:05:44 · answer #10 · answered by ndnkashyap 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋