Speaking of fire crackers, I once had the brilliant idea to set off fire works inside my house. I figured if I did it in the bathroom over a half filled tub, everything would be ok. About 2 seconds after I lit the fuse, I realized that it was a VERY BAD idea. I stuck the roman candle into the tab, but apparently they still go off even when submerged.
After airing out the house from all the smoke, taking the battery out of the screaming fire alarm and covering all the burn marks in the bathroom with daisy appliques, I was still embarrassed.
My friend suggested to explain the fire damage to my parents by tell them, "I fell asleep in the bath tub smoking a joint." Somehow, that didn't seem like a better answer.
2006-12-21 13:07:50
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answered by trixwagen 5
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I grabbed the *** of who I thought was my girlfriend 'n a bookstore, we were browsing, I'd wandered off, then returned...
Mid-grab I quickly looked around t' see if anyone noticed that 'she' had made a yelp...
It was then that I saw my girlfriend, same jacket, same dress, much the same hair as the girl whose *** I was by then fully grabbing... about ten feet away...
I pointed toward my girlfriend & said; sorry, a mix-up, honest mistake, that is my girlfriend... the two laughed...
I went red...
Every now & again I play the scene over... imagine if my girlfriend had said; sorry, I don't know who this guy is either...!
Or worse: this pervert felt me up a week ago!
2006-12-21 13:08:16
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answered by K V 3
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I was in a play and I had the opening line.(The play was "Annie Junior" and I was Molly, the youngest orphan) All I had to say at the time was "Mama, mama, mommy.". But instead of saying my line (I also had to pretend to wake up and run over to Annie)
I skipped it, ran up to Annie, then said my line, slipped and fell off of the stage! In front of my entire school, and two other elementary schools and all of the parents!
Then I threw up! Worst night of my life!
2006-12-22 01:23:02
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answered by Lynne 2
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My most embarass moment is getting to the bathroom at work just to pass gas and did noyt make it in time.I work around alot of women
2006-12-21 13:04:32
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answered by weeping eyes 2
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one time at school, i was walking on the oval with a friend who was really sad at the time. These boys in my year snuck up behind us and, the guy i liked screamed in my ear. I fell over backwards, toppling him over as well and got knocked out. apparently, the guy i liked was the one who went and got a teacher and my friend was now in hysterics laughing so hard. good day for her, sorta good and bad day for me.
2006-12-21 13:05:47
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answered by boing345brooke - ブルク 3
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I was in ULTA and my mom & I were looking @ candles. She was looking at this one candle called sugar cookie and she said "i wish they had this in a smaller size" because apparently she didn't see the smaller one. I picked up the smaller one to show her and then I accidently dropped it! It made a loud noise and the entire store was looking @ me.
2006-12-21 13:04:48
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answered by foreverhappy 2
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wrote a steamy (i'm talking xxx) letter to a boyfriend, printed it and turned off thecomputer. Well, on government computers it saves your last entry even if you didn't save it. My dad found it and freaked out..he didn't even know I had learned some of those words.... :(
2006-12-21 13:04:33
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answered by Dick Tater 3
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Falling down in frount of a cute guy
2006-12-21 13:03:24
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answered by tomey21918 2
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well, a time when i was really embarassed was once when i was reading infront of class, i mistook some words and it turned out to be sometthing dirty...it was horrible!
2006-12-21 13:05:20
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answered by ningenius+.+ 2
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I don't have none..I could care less what others think !!
2006-12-21 13:03:47
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answered by Anonymous
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