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The cops lifted up her dress and found a hundred pounds of crack.

2006-12-21 11:49:29 · 19 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

Yes and she went skydiving, and they picked her up on radar. I heard the post office issued a zip code to her. I drove past her house and seen Rice Chex in her satellite dish. Rosie is so fat, she thinks gravy is a beverage. I could make love to her, roll over twice, and still be on top of her.....

2006-12-22 02:19:51 · answer #1 · answered by Wee W 3 · 0 0

Nope

2006-12-21 11:51:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Bet that crack had been in the sun toooo long and had...are you ready for it....Salmon ella....yikes.....loved the joke. Do not like Rosie, used to but she is such a .....well you know.

2006-12-21 12:37:04 · answer #3 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 1 0

A hundred pound crack, and a 300 pound **********.

2006-12-21 13:42:35 · answer #4 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0 0

I wish Rosie would just leave already. She is a nuisance to TV.

2006-12-21 11:53:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh, I see a joke. Yes is funny. But seriously, somebody needs to put her away for something.

2006-12-21 11:53:38 · answer #6 · answered by -------- 3 · 0 0

That was a really old stale joke but any way hardy har har

2006-12-21 11:52:45 · answer #7 · answered by Rosie 89 4 · 0 0

it has to be way more than 100 pounds!

2006-12-21 11:54:38 · answer #8 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0 0

LOL that made me laugh. Its kinda mean but more funny than mean!!

2006-12-21 13:36:25 · answer #9 · answered by Mallory B 3 · 0 0

indeed, but the police were forced to drop the "distribution" charges when they discovered that no one wanted it anyways.

2006-12-21 11:52:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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