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I'm looking for God's personal website. I have a few unresolved issues with him and life in general. If anyone knows his e-mail address, I would be appericative if you could send it my way. I promise not to send him any spam about how great Satan is, or how it's obvious how the Sanits are going to win the superbowl this year with Katrina and all.

2006-12-21 11:35:49 · 10 answers · asked by dirk diggler 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

of course,
havnt you seen bruce almighty?

2006-12-21 11:38:11 · answer #1 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 2 1

God uses the Quran to answer peoples prayers

2006-12-21 19:48:02 · answer #2 · answered by N 1 · 0 0

I don't know an email address, but I have a wicked story for you. God used my email address once!!! I had a friend from church once, who came up to me and said "thanks for the email, it brightened my day." and I was like...what email. "she replied with "The one you sent me." I asked her "What email did I send you?" she answered with "the email card with all the nice words of encouragement." I looked on my email and I had never sent her an email and she had deleted the email I had supposedly sent her. The only thing I could conclude is that God sent it to her, because she claimed I sent her another one another time, and I swear I hadn't done it again!!! And she had deleted it again!!!

2006-12-21 19:43:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

dude uv been watching way too much bruce almighty!!!!!!!!!! lol
god does not have an email, an address, or a figure like body he is just the great spirit

2006-12-21 19:39:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God doesn't need the internet to talk to you, He already knows what you want to ask so just go ahead a verbalize it.

2006-12-21 19:38:41 · answer #5 · answered by Mary Smith 6 · 1 1

No. Only people use the Internet, and god doesn't answer prayers. Go ahead and try it, it doesn't work. Sincerely,

Mervin DePervin

2006-12-21 19:38:12 · answer #6 · answered by Mervin DePervin 2 · 1 2

Yes I do

2006-12-21 19:38:00 · answer #7 · answered by Golly Geewiz 4 · 2 1

try bruce almighty.com

2006-12-21 19:46:24 · answer #8 · answered by racer 51 7 · 1 0

http://www.?.com

God is the author so it will answer your questions with questions.

2006-12-21 19:42:27 · answer #9 · answered by Zeek 3 · 1 0

www.onyourknees.com

2006-12-21 19:39:20 · answer #10 · answered by snuggels102 6 · 1 1

fedest.com, questions and answers