Whats the similarity between K.F.C. chicken and a women ................
..... once your done with the breasts and the tighs theres only a greasy box to pop your bone in!!
FUNNY OR NOT OPINIONS PLEASE!!!!
2006-12-21 10:45:57 · 70 answers · asked by Patrick E 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heres the facts for all those people that think i'm rude and gross etc.
1. i didn't come up with the joke i was told it
2. i wanted to see what everyone else thought of it
3. all i'm looking for is a yes or no answer
4. i have no comment to make on whether its funny or not cos im looking for your opinions and if u want my then u ask the question and i'll answer it
2006-12-21 11:03:44 · update #1
oh golly! thats a funny 1! i like it! i gotta use that one! =)
2006-12-21 10:46:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 8⤋
Very funny ... heres a few more for you
Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef
Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep
Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste!
Q. How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, let the ***** cook in the dark.
Q. Why are women like condoms?
A. They spend 90% of their time in your wallet, and 10% on your di?k.
How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
4.
1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.
Why did god invent alcohol?
So fat women can get laid too.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
So they can go to the toilet and moan at the same time
What is the difference between your job and your wife?
After 20 years your job still sucks.
What do you do if your boiler explodes?
Buy her some flowers.
2006-12-21 11:01:54 · answer #2 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I guess that similarity is kinda true. But I just didn't get a laugh out of the joke. There's probably some funny way to say that, but that joke isn't it.
2006-12-21 10:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by gabound75 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depending upon the group you are with at the time you tell the joke... Like for instance, it would not be funny to tell the joke to your girlfriend's parents, or to your boss at work in a formal office setting. But really... to me, its more sickening than funny.
2006-12-21 10:48:50 · answer #4 · answered by twilight_pisces 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well for a male audience, umm for a girl that is well very rude and insulting. Hey wanna know what the similartity between guys and Taco bell...yeah didnt think so
2006-12-21 10:59:05 · answer #5 · answered by And kayla was like 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny - no. Vulgar - yes. This type of joke would be better told in a bar and not on a community board such as this where there are young readers. Please curve your tongue and remember this quote, "A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver."
2006-12-21 10:50:35 · answer #6 · answered by The fallen Angel 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny because a woman is not greasy
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2006-12-22 22:43:53 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
back in the old school days that would be called a dud meaning not funny.
2006-12-21 11:00:14 · answer #8 · answered by desperate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny man .but getting past the critics in life who are all on the goodie goodie train lol.
2006-12-24 18:20:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo NOT FUNNI,get a life
2006-12-21 11:47:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not as good as....................Leeds United players last week visited a local prison as a seasonal goodwill gesture. "It was humbling seeing those sad desperate people enduring their punishment" said one inmate.
2006-12-21 10:56:18 · answer #11 · answered by jediruszkai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋