Should we the dominant species(Man) ?

Question

Should we the dominant species(Man) make a law that allows us to trade in our wifes and girlfriends for younger models once they reach 40?

Well they do tend to sag a bit and moan more from that age onwards ;)

Answer 1

Ah Mr Chancer a marvellous question and as usual everyone seems to be taking you far too seriously. Especially the ladies.
In my opinion it would be best if we dealt with women like we deal with cars. You get one, you run it round for a bit, you get fed up with it and trade it in for a new one. Sometimes we get a newer one and sometimes we fancy an older one. Choice is a marvellous thing. According to them, they think they're in complete control of everything so why do they get so upset when we have these little chats.
I look forward to your next question. Merry Christmas.

Answer 2

Why can't we trade our husbands for younger models, when you get the bald spot, hair growing out of the wrong places, saggy balls (nice), beer belly, smelly feet and poor hygeine? When your body starts to go a bit wrong because you're a bit lazy. Young pretty girls want a George Clooney not a Peter Stringfellow. Why do we wanna be lumped with a middle aged perve?

Answer 3

With this type of attitude you will not live to be 40 yourself.
Some of your bits too will start to sag and there is nothing you can do about it.
Plastic surgeons will soon squeeze you dry if you think you can go down that avenue.
Just a bit of advise from someone who has managed it to 57 and am a man.

Answer 4

They also know their bodies better and enjoy a real man who appreciates their soft feminine bodies, and if you know how to treat her, she'll do plenty of moaning for you...wonder how people would answer this question if it were reversed, you know, trade in the men when they start to have a big old pot belly and need Viagra to get it up, hmmm, maybe trade his old butt in on a newer model too. But then I prefer a few extra love handles on a man who knows what he's doing, uses his experience...

Answer 5

First, silly, "men" is not a species, but a sex. And your intelligance has been insulted greatly considering you've been insulted by a 12 year old. But besides that, you can get divorces as much as you'd like, it's a matter of if you can find a girl who will appriciate your nonscense and lack of respect towards women...and that women is a sad creature. Pretty much, man, it ain't happening.

Answer 6

Sag and moan I hear you say?? This is good coming from a male 40 yr old who is probably bald in patches, toothless, protruding gut, double chinned, lenghty nasal hair, semi blind, and he thinks about trading in his wife/ girfriend for a newer model!! Give me strenght!

Answer 7

Yes I'm over 40 and a woman. I think it's a good idea as long as I get a dish washer and a garden with chickens.

Answer 8

lol but can we trade in when you get old saggy, go bald, lose teeth, moan, dont get that promotion, or simply when we fancy something a bit younger, better looking, richer,or just more satisfying in bed?
no?
didnt think so
though it is a nice thought, womans lib would slaughter you!

Answer 9

Only if we can trade you in when your belly gets huge and when you lose your hair, when your 'men problems' happen more and more often, when you start wearing cardigans, when your nose hair needs to be trimmed once a week .... fairs fair! ;)

Answer 10

you are a backward man! thats going to get no where in life thinking that women are things, that when there expiry date runs out you trade in!