Oh no! I squashed my friend, will she be ok?

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Oh no! I squashed my friend, will she be ok?

i weigh about 300lbs.

2006-12-21 09:52:48 · 3 answers · asked by Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette

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Stick her in a warm oven, but not too hot, until she begins to rise again.....if you are dating outside of your race, I'm afraid she's gone.

2006-12-21 09:56:03 · answer #1 · answered by melissa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Well.
You know that costume of the fat lady who can't find her little dog?
And it's actually stuck between her butt?
Yeah, if THAT happened, I dont' think so.
If not, maybe your...ample rear cusioned the squish. :]

2006-12-21 18:00:20 · answer #2 · answered by concrete_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

eventually

2006-12-21 17:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by timjim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋