Like when you say "I'll have a Big Mac combo with root beer, 2 cheeseburgers, one strawberry shake and a couple of oreo McFlurries"
Do you feel like totally spiritual and stuff when the voice comes back and tells you how much money you owe for your food?
Do you feel that driving up to the first window is like a journey of life, man?
And then theres that feeling between the 1st and 2nd window where you have paid but got nothing....is that like how you would feel if you were good but still went to hell, y;know?
Please tell me what this experience does to you....do you meditate before or after? What do you do to prepare for this? What do you call this ceremony of yours? Do you share your spiritual experices with brothers and sisters of the non-faith? Do you dream of Richard Dawkins the whole time you eat, like when he was on family feud except he is kissing you instead of some housewife?
Thanks
David
2006-12-21 09:52:37 · 28 answers · asked by ? 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That is THE best laugh I have had in a LONG LONG time.
2006-12-21 09:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't do the McD thing because the food's not healthy. I also do not believe in a supreme being because I am not a superstitious person.
Just incase your pastor hasn't told you,
superstition and religion are the same thing.-.-."the belief in supernatural forces or beings"
Among other superstitious beliefs are; the worshipping of - idols, the sun, the moon, various animals, other invisable beings that live in the sky.
More things than you can think of have been or are being worshiped.
Just think if you were born in a different place with different parents you may be worshiping one of the other supernatural forces. (see above)
2006-12-21 18:05:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sad thing is that the drive-thru people occasionally get an order right, whereas God doesn't have nearly as good a success rate with prayer.
2006-12-21 18:02:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The difference between a confessional and ordering at Wendy's is the order-taker at Wendy's is less likely to be a pedaphile.
2006-12-21 17:58:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am the furthest thing from an athiest, but that is a very interesting and amusing question. Quite a thought.
2006-12-21 17:57:13 · answer #5 · answered by happytobeblondie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the whole experience fills me with dread, because I know exactly what kind of E coli filled crap I will shortly be eating. That's why I never go to a burger bar, I prefer eating food.
2006-12-21 17:56:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's quite obviously someone on the other side of the microphone.
This question is a classic example of comparing apples to oranges.
2006-12-21 17:55:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the funniest thing ive read today..
So ill answer.. B I think that Roseswartz really IS a smelly kind of cheese.
2006-12-21 18:00:12 · answer #8 · answered by Prof. Timpo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that kinda like the time it takes after I press the "answer" submit button in Y!A and the time that it takes before I can see my posted answer?
2006-12-21 17:57:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. no i dont feel silly doing so.
i talk on a telephone..
i talk on a cellphone?
walkie-talkie?
its all the same.. its technology. your talking to someone u know is there. and someone who answers. and interestingly enough, at a drivethrough u usually get what u want, but when u dont its only due to fallibility, is that why christians dont get what they want sometimes? because god is fallible like humans?
2006-12-21 17:55:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i'm agnostic and i don't feel funny talking into those drive through things as i know that i'm talking to an actual person and not to somebody who might or might not exist as a religious person does when they look into the sky and start talking to god or whoever else
2006-12-21 18:05:24 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋