Lets be honest he could be working in Mcdonalds right now and no one would believe it was him.
Would he have to produce 5000 Mcfish sandwiches for people to take him seriously?
2006-12-21 09:50:00 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
please make it the Mcrib and we have a deal
2006-12-21 09:52:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
HA!
No... He will come in the clouds with an army of heavenly hosts (angels).
You will know.
However, he will come at a time when no one is expecting him "Like a thief in the night". So he says be ready at all times.
Its the Anti-Christ who could be working at McDonalds right now making 5000 McFish. He's the sneaky one. As soon as a world leader steps up to the plate and starts making World Peace a reality, run for the hills and pray for forgivness.
2006-12-21 09:55:16 · answer #2 · answered by Soon2BMommy 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Bible says that Jesus will return seven years after the Rapture. So after 40% of people of earth dissapear and the Anti-Christ takes power, then you can start looking for Him.
2006-12-21 09:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by Ryan 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Look! He is coming in the clouds. Every eye will see him, even those who pierced him, and all the tribes of the earth will mourn because of him. So be it! Amen." (Revelation 1:7)
He came the first time as Savior. When He comes again, He will come as Judge.
2006-12-21 09:52:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
When will you come to realise that it's a load of old bollox anyway
Enid Blighton wrote a good story book and thats all the bible is a collection of story books. Pure fiction
Wake up and smell the coffee people
2006-12-21 10:37:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Our Government will offer him political assylum.
Our social services will make sure his housing and benefits are sufficient for his needs.
Immigration will be reluctant to interview him for fear of infringing his human rights.
B & Q will advertise their latest non - rotting nails and cut price crosses.
None of this will make us know that he is here, but we will all find out when the Daily Mail protests about a "preaching assylum seeker who receives benefits".
It's a crazy world.
2006-12-21 09:58:41 · answer #6 · answered by MarkEverest 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
As previously mentioned in other answers and in the book of Revelation - He will appear in clouds with a host of angels. When He comes every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that He is Lord.
2006-12-21 10:28:23 · answer #7 · answered by Valerie C 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Chancer, you're a character.
Like the first lady said, we'll know it when he comes.
He'll have his posse of angels and he'll raise those who died believing in him from the dead, and all those who believe who are alive will go too.
2006-12-21 09:54:03 · answer #8 · answered by . 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the world will know there will be no doubt about it, but i dont think it will happen for a long time,lot of prophecies still to be fulfilled before that happens
2006-12-21 20:26:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was a good teacher... he would be recognized for his wisdom.
Do you think he'll do all the work for you? Somehow... you'll become automatically spiritual? How foolish. It doesn't work like that.
People haven't listened.
2006-12-21 09:58:00 · answer #10 · answered by unseen_force_22 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are too right...'What if God was one of us,just a stranger on a bus tryin'to make his way home'. Remember that song by Joan Osborne?
2006-12-21 10:07:55 · answer #11 · answered by nin 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋