little billy walks in on his mom and dad having "relations." he says, "mama, why are you on top of daddy?" she replies," oh i'm just letting some air out of him before bed hon." billys says, "why?, the neighbor lady is just gonna come blow him back up after you leave for work."
2006-12-21 09:39:36 · 25 answers · asked by pirate00girl 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i admit it, i'm not so great with jokes...my son-in-law told me this one at lunch today, and it just cracked me up...
happy holidays and a prosperous new years to all :O]
2006-12-21 09:56:15 · update #1
thanks for the giggle....Merry Christmas, and a Beautiful New Year.........
2006-12-21 17:58:10 · answer #1 · answered by charmed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get
Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:
Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!
2006-12-21 09:41:52 · answer #2 · answered by nano 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hihi! The poor wife! Heard that one before but the wife said that she was flattening the father's stomach out instead.
2006-12-21 09:47:57 · answer #3 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still need a good chuckle
2006-12-21 10:01:28 · answer #4 · answered by Dirk Diggler 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol bad!
A deaf man misses his court trial. It was a hearing...
:D
2006-12-21 09:41:53 · answer #5 · answered by <-tom-> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops! Out of the mouths of babes....
2006-12-21 09:41:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
wait a minute..!!! u got a son in law? y is ur pic of a yung girl? shouldnt u have a pic of an old lady? lmfao
2006-12-21 10:21:26 · answer #7 · answered by Rene C 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
That's funny!
2006-12-21 10:09:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like yours better Nano.
2006-12-21 09:47:48 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm.
2006-12-21 09:44:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would've laughed but i literally read this one just yesterday so eh....but nano that was a good one
2006-12-21 09:44:27 · answer #11 · answered by jackie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋