Don't you know that you have to answer for every single word you say on judgement day. Don't be foolish. Jesus is the way, the truth and the life. See Romans 6:23 - God's free gift offer.
2006-12-21 09:36:08 · 25 answers · asked by handsomeworshipper 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have a question for you...If I gave you a gift? (say the gift of life?)
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and then told you that you had to spend that entire gift worshiping only me! That nothing else except what I told you could be done with that "Gift" Would you think me a very loving giver? And even more selfish and cruel of me to tell you if you did use that "GIFT" for anything other than doing exactly as I told you!!!! You WILL DIE!!!! <<
To you, Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life, but not everyone believes that and follows the same path you have chosen. The world is full of many religions, each with its own set of incredible things its adherents consider "the truth." In general I don't like to mock the beliefs of others--not because I fear the wrath of their god or gods, but out of respect for the importance religion plays in their lives. But some beliefs are just so outrageous, so unbelievable, so utterly absurd that it's difficult not to laugh out loud.
Peace.
2006-12-21 17:44:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK listen up cause I'm gonna explain this only once. When I make fun of "the lord" I honestly believe I am making fun of a fictitious character. I believe in a higher power, but its definitely not the christian god. So I'm sure I wont have to answer to a being that does not exist. I know you cant grasp this idea because its not what you were told to believe. hopefully one day you will understand that "your god" and the true god are 2 different things.
2006-12-21 17:54:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
They might as well enjoy themselves now, while they still can--though it is kind of sad. Just so long as they remember the old adage, "He who laughs last, laughs best."
And, zubeyde, where did you get the idea that we couldn't have anything God doesn't have? God has no sin or evil, yet mankind has plenty!
Paladin: Jesus IS the Way, the Truth, and the Life--but you ARE right that not everyone believes that and follows the path that we have chosen.
2006-12-21 17:52:48 · answer #4 · answered by JD 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't say I find making fun of the "lord" and his people funny. However, I do find certain fundies VERY funny in their talk and actions. So yes, I do laugh AT them sometimes, but I usually don't make rude jokes at them. Sometimes seems they are just asking to be made fun of. ;)
2006-12-21 17:43:09 · answer #5 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never thought making fun of God is funny, or his people.. however, I have never met anyone who claims to be of his people that was not, individually, worthy of a little ribbing... And Frankly, not everyone who believes in God has belief in Jesus, so to those of us that don't, making fun of Jesus has nothing to do with God at all.
2006-12-21 17:47:27 · answer #6 · answered by XX 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
:)
If "God" or whoever is in charge up there didnt want to be mocked or couldnt handle a joke then i would think that we "who have been created in their image" wouldnt have been given a sense of humor.
or a brain.. or the ability to laugh.. or feel pleasure.
If they are stalking each and every one of us i sure as hell dont want to be part of the CIA.
Guilt is something that comes around through teaching.. and i dont regret how i live.
Life is way to short for regrets
2006-12-21 17:52:07 · answer #7 · answered by Prof. Timpo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I find it hilarious. I find it even funnier that you think this thinly veiled terroristic threat of eternal damnation is going to prevent me from making fun of you. And, even funnier than that is the fact that you are breaking God's commandments, filling yourself full of PRIDE when you call yourself a "handsomeworshipper", you conceited jerkoff.
Hell was made for hypocrites like yourself.
2006-12-21 17:41:17 · answer #8 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Since I sincerely believe that there is no such thing as god, and all "his people" are delusional, I'm not really worried about your threat that I'll have to answer for mere words to someone's imaginary friend.
2006-12-21 17:41:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
No i don't think it's funny, and I agree that we all must answer for every word that proceedeth from our mouths..
and I suppose we must take a lesson from Jesus as he hung on the cross.
"Father forgive them, for they know not what they do" !
2006-12-21 17:43:07 · answer #10 · answered by Lorene 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋