Get ready to laugh?....?

Question

A girl and her parents went to the zoo. They spent hours looking at the zebras, the fish, the giraffes, the lions, the penguins. By then, they had gotten hungry and it was close to noon so they decided to stop for lunch. While the father was preoccupied at the food stand, the mother and her daughter were waiting by the elephant exibit. Suddenly, the elephant got a huge erection. The little girl asked "Mommy, what's that?" The mother replied "Uh, nothing, why don't you you ask your father?" Later, the father returns while the mother takes to the ladies' room. Again, the little girl asks "What's that?" The father asks "Uh, well what did your mother say?" The daughter replies"She said it was nothing."
The father retorts "Well, your mother's just been spoilt!"

Answer 1

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