doing my housework the doorbell rang,
i rushed to answer it and i tripped and fell down the stairs landing on the handle of the hoover, It was rape and i was in bed for a week afterwards,
My friend asked if i was any better and i said
" Yes i'm picking up a lot better now"... haha.....
2006-12-21 09:18:48 · 38 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
for the people who dont get it,
the hoover is a vacum cleaner and it sucks dirt up. the handle without being too graphic raped me( and its not for real just a joke) so picking up a lot better is what you say when you are feeling better, get it now,,,,and as for not using capitol letters well iv'e one thing to say to that F.RIG OFF
2006-12-21 09:30:05 · update #1
Apart from one or two who have a sense of humour the rest who answered this joke (and a good one at that) should f**k off and leave the rest of us to have a good laugh. Nice one Chris, you keep em coming !!!!!!
2006-12-21 19:44:25 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Chris.....as usual, great joke!
Americans, do me a favour, you stupid idiots, when you look at the question you want to attempt to answer, if it has "jokes & riddles" as the category....dont bother reading further.....you simply are too stupid to get anything.
Sorry you had to go through explaining it all Chris, kind of loses its sparkle.
2006-12-21 10:01:39 · answer #2 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So the hoover raped you? Okey dokey
PS. Don't make fun of rape victims (even if you weren't trying to)
2006-12-21 09:39:35 · answer #3 · answered by anj_chiicck 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow! What a terrible thing to happen to you..
The whole situation literally sucks..it must of floored you..
Glad you got a handle on it.
2006-12-21 09:31:26 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
An Irish comedian said that exact sme joke, but put an old woman as the "Victim" in place of yourself!
2006-12-21 09:25:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bad joke! Do you mean it was tape or rape? Not a good joke! Sorry!
2006-12-21 09:42:31 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg!!! hahahahaha. this joke made me laugh so hard, I loved it! 10/10 for you plus a thumbs up. First joke that made me laugh ...=D
2006-12-21 10:58:01 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one of the worst jokes I have ever heard.
2006-12-21 09:20:57 · answer #8 · answered by Nunya 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Lol...
I cant believe it, a woman told a joke like this!
2006-12-21 09:20:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, not the least bit funny.
2006-12-21 09:25:28 · answer #10 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋