If he does exist; i'm sexy, good looking, all i have to do is look at the woman i want (men too if i decided to become a bummer boy) and they drop to their knees, begging for it.
Why did he show me so much favour and beat the rest of you religious nuts half to death with the ugly stick?
2006-12-21 09:03:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'll have to make up the favour to God in heaven. Do you think he gives or takes?
2006-12-21 09:06:43 · update #1
Hey, even heaven were to exist -- when i get there i'm taking the place over. God will be in a gimp suit serving me Ice Tea.
2006-12-21 09:10:52 · update #2
I'm not American.
2006-12-21 09:11:43 · update #3
Hey Ivan B... who you been talkin' to? I only worship the Devil on Sundays--honest!
2006-12-21 09:13:15 · update #4
YOU COULDN'T MAKE ME FALL BOY AND I'M HOT AND A CHRISTIAN ............OH WHAT NOW HAHA
2006-12-21 09:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by *PEACE BEGINS WITH A SMILE* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the "God" you serve is the devil who proclaims himself as an angel of light masquerading as a god, who gives you the audicity, stupidity, ignorance, to proclaim such idiotic and full of self ideologies as you claim to have. You worship the devil, for you worship self, and what only physical things can give you, the pleasures of this life. And when you die, unless you repent of your sins you too, will perish in the flames. Have a nice day.
2006-12-21 17:11:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The God you perceive is not the same God I worship. Don't worry, sooner or later you will come to terms with the real God.
2006-12-21 17:13:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Unless you are a Scandinavian, I suspect you've been beaten with the ugly stick as well.
Ahhh, Americans. So full of themselves. And most of them are fat. Must be nice to be so delusional.
~Morg~<----good lil Scandahoovian girl! And definitely better looking than you...
2006-12-21 17:10:24 · answer #4 · answered by morgorond 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ah for surely you have been blessed
until OLD AGE hits you
then it will be like you hit every ugly limb in the ugly tree all the way down to the ugly ground
Isn't youth great
2006-12-21 17:07:36 · answer #5 · answered by snuggels102 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just sick.
Material possessions and sins are not what God gives out.
2006-12-21 17:31:11 · answer #6 · answered by Natalya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you in trouble now......
"But I say unto you that every idle word that men shall speak,
they shall give account of it in the day of judgement.
For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words
thou shalt be condemned."
The words of Jesus Christ
Mathhew 12:36-37
2006-12-21 17:09:00 · answer #7 · answered by Chef Bob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do not have anything that was not given you. It can be taken away easily by the one you are mocking.
2006-12-21 17:08:24 · answer #8 · answered by handsomeworshipper 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well arent u happy and properly full of urself. those things arent what lifes about.
2006-12-21 17:06:19 · answer #9 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow....you're arrogance is almost sickening...
2006-12-21 17:07:11 · answer #10 · answered by Allen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋