A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says?
"Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a
few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get
a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into
the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
joint with the
koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest,
finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up
and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
*"F*uuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
2006-12-21 08:59:39 · 29 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Classy. I dig it.
2006-12-21 09:01:18 · answer #1 · answered by superfly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!! that lizard sure got big(just joking)I know the koala must be way more stoned than the lizard to think that LOL!
2006-12-21 09:43:58 · answer #2 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good un made me laugh
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2006-12-21 09:03:31 · answer #3 · answered by gareth O 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was great, I had to think about what you were saying at first, but I got the punch line.
2006-12-21 09:03:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but still makes me lol 10/10
2006-12-21 09:38:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-12-21 09:13:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk about laugh til you cry! Oh I have to use that one!
2006-12-21 09:26:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a had to read it a couple times, but i get it. thats way funny
2006-12-21 09:10:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
YEA!! this 1 proper MADE MY DAAY
i am truly laughing my *** off to this one...
2006-12-23 08:51:18 · answer #9 · answered by Can I Be Your Pet? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great couldnt have done better myself 10/10
2006-12-21 09:07:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny.
2006-12-21 09:02:01 · answer #11 · answered by PrettyEyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋