Doctor my husband always makes a lot of noise when we have sex",
When he climaxes he screams like a banshee"
" dont worry about it" said the Doctor,
"but i do" said the woman
"why" said the doc.
Well she said, " it always wakes me up"
2006-12-21 08:46:56 · 18 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a good one have you more like that full marks for it
2006-12-21 08:59:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A+++++++++++++++++
2006-12-21 21:30:38 · answer #2 · answered by victim-snatcher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! The wife should be talking to a lawyer, not a doctor and you messed up at the start, you said when WE have sex not when he has sex.
2006-12-21 09:53:43 · answer #3 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-21 09:40:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."
2006-12-21 08:50:14 · answer #5 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Reminds me of my ex-husband. Funny!
2006-12-21 10:03:43 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex girlfriend surpised the heck out of me one night...we were having sex, and she actually moved.
2006-12-21 10:43:09 · answer #7 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL.........good one... Merry Christmas
2006-12-21 18:07:03 · answer #8 · answered by charmed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
reminds me of my ex as well.
2006-12-21 10:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
this had me in stitches
very comical
keep them coming
2006-12-21 19:25:54 · answer #10 · answered by hellwot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋