it's always erect, it stays up for 12 days & nights, it has cute balls & it looks good with the lights on.
2006-12-21 08:39:34 · 35 answers · asked by joanne g 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
2006-12-21 08:55:39 · answer #1 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke 6/10
oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree
if only she paid as much attention to me
gently stroking your baubles and trunk
comparing you now, to a great sexy hunk
she spends money on you
each year this is true
a different outfit each year
who cares if it's dear
you're shown off to her pals
even the good looking gals
that I've never met
but I'll try not to fret
cos when the summer is here
and I'm drinking my beer
in greece or in spain
on holiday again
I'll be getting my grip
whilst away on my trip
and you'll be stuck in your box
whilst I am out with a fox
dancing and prancing
with a wee bit romancing
so you, just remember
you've to wait again till December
2006-12-21 09:02:44 · answer #2 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It may stay up for 12 days and nights but out of 365 thats a bit feeble.
2016-05-23 06:59:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 pmsl 10/10 merry christmas
2006-12-21 09:44:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Funny! I like it! Good one! Merry Christmas!
2006-12-21 10:06:21 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But for the rest of the year it's put away in the attic, so it's pretty useless really
2006-12-21 08:42:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
But us blokes are cheaper.Nice one lol.Merry Xmas.
2006-12-21 08:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You go girl, oh and at least you get to choose whether to go for the real or fake one, cos you know up front by looking at them!
2006-12-21 08:43:50 · answer #8 · answered by Velma 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ye but just think what it would do to your tights joanne g 10/10
2006-12-21 08:42:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AMEN! Nothing substitues for a nice chunk of wood...but on the down side...it does give your Who-Who terrible splinters! lol
:O)
2006-12-21 08:42:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋