Look how many calories you can burn:
TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement - 12 cal
Without her agreement - 187 cal
TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands - 8 cal
With one hand - 12 cal
With one hand being slapped - 37 cal
With the mouth - 85 cal
PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection - 6 cal
Without erection - 315 cal
PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris - 8 cal
Trying to find G spot - 92 cal
Without caring at all - 0 cal
WHEN DOING IT
Holding her up - 12 cal
Just on the floor - 8 cal
POSITIONS
Daddy-mummy - 12 cal
69 laying - 8 cal
69 standing up - 112 cal
Trolley - 216 cal
Italian chandelier - 912 cal
HAVING AN ORGASM
Real - 112 cal
Fake - 315 cal
POST ORGASM
Staying in bed - 8 cal
Jumping off the bed - 36 cal
Explaining why you jumped off the bed - 816 cal
GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
Between 16 and 19 years of age - 12 cal
from 20 to 29 - 36 cal
from 30 to 39 - 108 cal
from 40 to 49 - 324 cal
from 50 to 59 - 972 cal
over 60 - 2916 cal
PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
Quietly - 32 cal
Being in a hurry - 98 cal
With her husband opening the door - 218 cal
2006-12-21 08:38:40 · 25 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hhahahahaha ...
I'm laughing cause of my fat, fat neighbour .... eating big breads and dropping butter !!!!!
And of his slim wife.......
hahahhaah
2006-12-21 19:36:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't specifically to lose weight, but when I spent two absolutely delicious days with my long-distance man (his job has him flying all over the country and most recently to Europe) awhile back - after not being able to see each other for 3 months - I lost 6 pounds. 6 pounds in 2 days and it was the MOST fun way to lose weight I've ever experienced. I keep telling him to hurry up and get back here, because I'm only a "week" away from my ideal weight! ;-)
2016-03-29 02:57:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've lost 5 kilos in my first week. It's my 10th day and I have included salad with some protein (eg. egg/ lean chicken) as you suggested. After 4 years of trying, the fat is finally coming off. It truly feels like magic!
Get started today!
2016-05-20 21:23:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds better than Atkins, Southbeach or Weight Watchers!
2006-12-21 08:47:56 · answer #4 · answered by Joseph 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure sounds better than weight watchers, slimming world, atkins or cabbage soup
2006-12-21 08:48:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, but I've heard/read it before...infact, I can find the page of the site I've found it on-little bit different but there abouts:)
(if you go onto my source, check out the other jokes, they're really good!
2006-12-21 08:46:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is a trolley and an Italian chandelier ?
2006-12-21 10:09:48 · answer #7 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. Well that means I have burned a good couple of calories.=)
2006-12-21 08:44:17 · answer #8 · answered by Jazz21 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This would be funny without the couple of rape references. Those ruin your list completely.
2006-12-21 08:46:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
well since you already know the answer to the question it really isn't a question!!but yes i've heard of that
2006-12-21 08:41:50 · answer #10 · answered by zoli_zly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gd joke and i also herd its true sex is a good way of losing weight xxx
2006-12-21 11:35:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋