A horse and a chicken live in a field together and are best friends. One day the horse falls into a deep mudpuddle. The distraught chicken runs to the house to get the farmer. The farmer is no where to be found but the chicken sees his motorcyle with the keys in the ignition. He grabs a rope hops on the bike and hurries back to the muddle puddle. The chicken throws the rope around the horses neck, revs the engine and pulls the horse to safety. The following week the chicken fell into the mud puddle. The horse seeing his friend was in trouble, ran over straddled the mudpuddle dropped down his man part. Which the chicken grabbed onto and the horse pulled him to safety.
What's the moral you say???
When you're hung like a horse you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.
2006-12-21 08:31:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute
2006-12-21 08:33:50 · answer #1 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-25 12:58:03 · answer #2 · answered by pal6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't the chicken fall off the motorcycle?
2006-12-21 16:49:58 · answer #3 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have a look at an elephant and the kid just stares at it in fascination. Eventually he asks his father, "Dad, what's that thing hanging down?"
"That's the elephant's trunk," replies his father.
"No, I mean at the other end."
"Oh, that's the elephant's penis."
"That's funny," mused the little boy, "Last time we were here, Mum told me it was nothing."
"Well," said the smiling father, "You have to remember that your mother is a very spoilt woman."
2006-12-21 16:47:47 · answer #4 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know chickens could ride motorcycles
2006-12-21 16:40:38 · answer #5 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a chicken that can ride a bike how imaginative
2006-12-21 16:37:22 · answer #6 · answered by mummy to thomas n summer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I have my Harley on order now, too.
2006-12-21 18:41:50 · answer #7 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't this told last week, but it wasn't a Harley???
2006-12-21 16:37:00 · answer #8 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now Thats WATSUP!
2006-12-21 16:46:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard that one before. It was ok.
2006-12-21 16:38:51 · answer #10 · answered by Jazz21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny
2006-12-21 17:04:53 · answer #11 · answered by i<3garth[: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋