That would be udderly pointless.
2006-12-21 08:27:18
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answered by the7thseal 2
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So a cow walks into a bar and sneaks up behind a gangster and says mooooooooo. The guy gets startled and splashes his drink on a motor bike rider. The motorcycle rider punches the gangster into the cow. The cows farmer walks in just before then and runs away in terror. he comes back with a pitch fork a spoon some chocolate syrup and a cup. he pries the dead gangster off the cow with his pitch fork and makes chocolate milk. He does a little popeye thing and gets really strong and takes out every one in the bar The End. GO COW and farmer LOL
2006-12-21 08:32:09
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answered by Gator Girl 5
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So a cow walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Oh, you must be here for training. Go around back to the ramp." The cow hasn't heard anything about training, but decides to listen to the bartender, as he seems a likable fellow. She exits the bar and goes to the back, where she sees lots of other cows. She asks one of the other cows, "What's the training for?" to which the other cow replies, "What training? I'm here for the free lunch."
2006-12-21 08:34:49
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answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5
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A cow walked into a bar that said that cows will get free beer.
What did the cow say?
Ouch.
He walked into a metal bar!!!
2006-12-21 08:42:39
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answered by ndnkashyap 3
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so a cow walks into a bar and a man walks up and says hey nice utters
2006-12-21 08:28:46
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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So a cow walks into a bar and says "Give me a drink you stupid human I'm thirsty!"
The bartender said "Go suck yourself!"
2006-12-21 08:46:47
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answered by Anonymous
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So a cow walks into a bar and he asks her a glas a milk. and the bartender says. JUST SUCK ON YOUR UTTER!
2006-12-21 08:33:17
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answer #7
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answered by Bruins Fan 6
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So a cow walks into a bar... the bartender says,
"Sorry, but we don't serve cows in here"
"Why not,?" says the cow,""you serve pigs!"
"WE don't serve pigs," said the bartender.
"Then what's your wife doing sitting there drinking.?" says the cow.
2006-12-21 08:30:31
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answered by scrubbag 7
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So a cow walks into a bar....... you think she would have seen it first!!!
2006-12-21 08:54:38
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answered by shannon 4
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And the bar tender said we don't allow wives in here
2006-12-21 08:27:33
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answered by Anonymous
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and the barman says"i told you,no mother in laws allowed in here!"
2006-12-21 09:55:01
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answered by Anonymous
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