to which he replies what...............eric?
2006-12-21 08:24:55 · 12 answers · asked by teabag 1968 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver comes in, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I wake up late, and I go to work late. My boss, fires me. When I leave the building, I find my car has has been stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab home, and realise I left my wallet and credit cards on the seat after the cab drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
2006-12-21 08:36:29 · answer #1 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this may only be funny to those who know scotch. I'm guessing that there is a "White Horse" brand of scotch. However, this specific white horse's name is Eric....
2006-12-21 08:28:39 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ROFL, that was my hubby's favorite scotch! (white horse not Eric of course)
2006-12-21 08:31:09 · answer #3 · answered by AleOmar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they have a drink named Eric?
2006-12-21 08:27:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No me mate, Jack Daniels.
2006-12-21 08:30:41 · answer #5 · answered by The BudMiester 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favourite joke of all time - makes me laugh every time - thank you xxxxxxxxxxxxx
2006-12-21 08:28:48 · answer #6 · answered by starlet108 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you're mixing your tenses there.
(goes, asked, says)
It ruins the joke??
2006-12-21 08:34:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This was my grandad's favourite joke and he died almost twenty years ago!!!
2006-12-21 08:34:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
mmmm not even a smirk (sorry) go on have another go
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2006-12-21 08:32:45 · answer #9 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
love it. very old but still funny
2006-12-21 19:42:23 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋