die in a crash an go to heaven. ST peter asks the 1st nun have u ever had contact with a penis? she says i touched one with my finger. ST peter says dip it in holy water. he then asks next nun, i fondled one, put your hand in holy water, he said. suddenly there's a commotion, a nun has pushed to the front, ST peter asks whats up? if im going to gargle that holy water i want to do it before sister Ann sticks her Ar$e in it!
2006-12-21
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