Doing 120 in a 65, he knew he was in trouble when the cop pulled in behind him with the roof lights on. Figuring he could just lose the cop he floored the Ferrari. 130, 140, 150 and still the cop was right on his tail. 170, 180, still could not ditch the cop. Giving up he pulled over.
The cop approached the car," Give me one damn good reason why I shouldn't give you the biggest ticket this world has ever seen"
"Well, he stated, " Just last week my wife ran off with a cop."
"SO WHAT!!!" the cop screamed.
"I thought you were trying to bring her back."
2006-12-21 08:06:47 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha, made me laugh.....thanks
2006-12-21 08:28:06 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome.
2006-12-21 08:08:46 · answer #2 · answered by Hack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL almost fell off my chair good one 2 thumbs up
2006-12-21 08:10:46 · answer #3 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious 10/10
2006-12-21 09:37:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a screeeeeeam!!!!
LOL !!
i just look forward to ur clean ones sooooo much!!!!!
i have mixed feelings about the others!!!
nice avatar.
is that really you??
I bet ur great fun in the bar alongside a pint of draught guiness!
Ooooooh yeah!!!!
2006-12-21 08:17:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl brill 10/10
2006-12-22 00:19:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one it will take you all day to read one of the answers 10/10
2006-12-21 08:55:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - Merry Christmas to you.
2006-12-21 08:33:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I just read one almost identical to this one yesterday!
2006-12-21 09:02:30 · answer #9 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
D@mn Cops
LOL
2006-12-22 01:57:50 · answer #10 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, great one! if I was the police officer I wouldn't have given him the ticket.
2006-12-21 08:12:58 · answer #11 · answered by AleOmar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋