asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in. the director said:''we fill up a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, teacup or a bucket & ask them to empty the bathtub.''the visitor said:'' oh, i see, a normal person would choose the bucket, because it's biggest'' the director said '' no, a normal person would pull the fecking plug out. would you like a bed near the window?''
2006-12-21 08:02:51 · 19 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard it before, still a good one thou
LOL!!!
2006-12-21 08:04:44 · answer #1 · answered by mandigre 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder they kept me in there... I threw the tub out the window. And also the director.. after I put the bucket on his head and shoved the teaspoon up his.... but I didn't do anything with the teacup.
2006-12-21 08:16:42 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would fill the cup with the spoon the bucket with the cup,counting how many teaspoons to fill the cup how many cups to a bucket and how many buckets to a tub, but then not every one is normal like me
2006-12-24 11:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by getmeout2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT was funny 2 thumbs up clapping over here yaaaaaaaaa
2006-12-21 08:06:38 · answer #4 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-21 08:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it be4 but it's still funny.
2006-12-21 08:06:52 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee!
2006-12-21 08:12:44 · answer #7 · answered by foxinapairofsox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, loved it! didn't get it until I read it all, so I guess next to the window is OK!!
2006-12-21 08:16:19 · answer #8 · answered by AleOmar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee good one
2006-12-21 08:06:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
i would use the teaspoon
2006-12-21 08:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by theocluvver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋