Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car telling him to pull over.
The other two are really worried. "What are we going to do with our beers? We're in trouble!"
"No," the driver says, "it's OK, just pull the label off your bottle and stick them on your foreheads, and the bloke pulls over.
The police officer then walks up and says, "You lads were swerving all around the road back there. Have you been drinking?"
"Oh, no, officer," says the driver, pointing to his forehead, "We're trying to give up, so we're on the patch."
2006-12-21 08:01:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that went down well its a good giggly joke 9/10
2006-12-21 09:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly
2006-12-21 16:05:49 · answer #2 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha........... the driver trys to use the idea of nicotin patch to quit smoking idea by using beer labels on quiting drinking
2006-12-22 00:05:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol not bad 8/10
2006-12-22 08:22:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very dry joke, just like your humour, this is a serious issue, people are injured and killed everyday, because of people`s ignorance and lack of responsibility, you need a humour implant seriously!
2006-12-21 16:07:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sorry it was not funny at all sorry you took all that time to copy it out too - hope you find a better one but you did ask
2006-12-21 16:09:27 · answer #6 · answered by Velvet Kitten 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's a good one. and for those who don't like it :chill out and enjoy a clean joke.
2006-12-21 16:14:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sista06 is a f*cking idiot. keep em comin, girl, i love your humor
2006-12-21 19:06:31 · answer #8 · answered by theburlaces 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not
2006-12-21 16:08:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2006-12-21 16:22:21 · answer #10 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋