A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor."
"No, from all that skipping."
2006-12-21 07:57:45 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
again once more you show why you are the queen of jokes 10/10
2006-12-22 00:26:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very Goooooood !!!!!!!!!!!!
Glad i ain't a blonde, just a maltesser, brown on the outside and blonde on the inside lol.
2006-12-21 16:03:46 · answer #2 · answered by mandigre 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Thats hilarious!
2006-12-21 16:01:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-12-21 15:59:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. HA HA HA HE HE HE Laugh laugh Funny funnny HE hE ha aH Merry Chistmas & have a Happy Nude Year....
2006-12-21 16:03:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, good one!
-I'm partially but naturally- blonde and you can really tell sometimes:p
2006-12-21 16:20:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty kool. I've heard that before. maybe even from you.
2006-12-21 16:02:18 · answer #7 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very harsh but it is extremely hilarious.
2006-12-21 16:01:16 · answer #8 · answered by COREY H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one...i am passing it on to my brunette friend who should have been a blonde....
2006-12-21 16:05:58 · answer #9 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2006-12-21 16:01:28 · answer #10 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋