1) hide in shelves and yell pick me when some-one walks past
2) stand in the freezer and when some-one walks past bang on the windows yelling help me!!
3) Go into the fresh meat counter... get a chicken wrapped in cellophane ... Unwrap the cellophane and yell be free my creatures be free !!
4) Bring in a table ( or find one in the store ) and put loads of food on there and use their cutlery and see how many things you can eat before they chuck you out
5) Be NUDE !!!
6) Get a trolley and then get in it and get people to push you around a yell ZOOM ZOOM
7) Ram into other trolleys and yell DO YOU MIND !!!!!
8) Take things from other peoples trolleys and put them it different peoples.
Please name some more.. I think this is a funny subject..10 points for ones that make me laugh !!!!!!!!!
2006-12-21 07:42:27 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
- Take someone else's cart (That's what we call a trolley here.) and replace it with your own when they're not looking.(Just make sure it doesn't have someone's purse in it..lol.)
- See how many free samples you can get away with eating before they cut you off. (Try to get in an entire meal in!)
- Have a cart-crash derby. (This takes 4 people, 2 to push, 2 to ride. Make it even more hilarious by coming in with helmets on!)
- Variation on the cart-crash derby - Have a cart race, from the time you get your cart, up and down every isle.
- Make things out of food. (Build a cereal box castle in the middle of an aisle.)
- Ask ridiculous questions and call the employees by the wrong name. ("excuse me....uh...Mike.....(Nametag says Bob.)....do you have any Scuba Gear here? How about prostitutes, you sell sex here right? Will this cheese make me fart?)
- Take a nap. Anywhere.
- Skateboards, rollerblades, bicycles, anything you can ride in the door.
- Find an intercom and make phony announcements. (Atention shoppers, for the next ten minutes, everything is free, take as much as you can carry!)
- Follow people until they notice. Then follow them some more until confronted and deny it. Then follow them again 5 minutes later.
- Have a mid-aisle picnic. If they ask you to leave, tell them that it's rude to interrupt someone's meal. Ask them to join you. (Just make sure you can foot the bill.)
- This one's bad, but still funny. Pull a "jackass" and act like you're handicapped and use the little electric riding carts they have for fun. Ram it as many times as possible into displays, knocking things down. When confronted, make sure you reak of alcohol and chastise them for taking advantage of the disabled. Wrong, I know.
- Fill up a cart to the top with food, get in line to check out, make sure there's someone behind you, then say "wait just a moment, I forgot something." and walk away, leaving your cart there. Then slip out the door. Mean, I know, but still funny when you wait to see their reactions.
2006-12-21 08:10:15 · answer #1 · answered by jirstan2 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The one that got us kick out of the grocery store the fastest was a game of football with rolls of toilet paper. You open the packages and loosen the end so that as you throw it back and forth in the aisles, it unrolls, decorating the entire store.
You can also get those sticky "wall walkers" and toss them high on the walls in front of the cash registers and have a race. Demand that the cashiers chear on your sticky racer.
Have a tea party with random dolls and stuffed animals in the furniture section. Tell passers by if they bring buscuits, you'll find a chair for them.
There is a fun game of go find the strangest combination of 3 items and keep track of the reactions of the cashiers reactions to see who gets the best. Example would be 1 box of extra large condoms, hemerroid cream, and extra strength head ache medicine. One time we bought ketchup, condoms, and an extra large, extra long box of plastic wrap at 3 am. Talk about a confused and scared cashier!
There are tons of fun things to do!
2006-12-21 08:10:17 · answer #2 · answered by death_after_midnight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A) Put a pack of gum on layaway.
B) Put something expensive on layaway and tell the clerk "We're doin' this big hit on this Italian guy next week, so I should be gettin' some major cash fo' dat. (Say it in a New York accent)
C) Walk into a place (that isn't Wal Mart), wearing a Wal Mart shirt and pick out what you need. Then, when the clerk is ringing up the items, say on every item "You know, Wal Mart would've had this item half off." or "Wal Mart has a broader selection and it's 10x cheaper"
D) Run through a croud of people screaming "Red Rover!"
2006-12-21 07:48:58 · answer #3 · answered by Blah B 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get a thong and put on a fat's lady cart! Also tell a security in the store code 3 to se what happens. And when the annoucments come out start scream ( Not those Vocies again).
2006-12-21 07:52:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get in a shopping cart while someone pushes you and run into a shelve knocking things on the floor. Then ask someone to help you clean up the mess the "lady" right next to you caused.
2006-12-21 07:47:08 · answer #5 · answered by smores 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a customer service manager, the younger the better, and run up and desperately whisper "There is a code 2 on Aisle 7, be very careful."
2006-12-21 07:50:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I will stake out a "target" and then follow them. I give myself points if I can stalk them the entire shopping trip AND get my groceries AND if they don't spot me.
Here's another one. Sometimes I like to steal someone elses cart, put a few "female items" in it really quick, and then leave it where they can find it.
2006-12-21 07:45:45 · answer #7 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fart in the aisle, make a funny face and blame it on some old guy- just like my Mom did one tim!! haha
Yell "HOOTIE HOO!" and see who looks around!
Mash all the bread
open the stinky cheese and leave it out in the heat
Ha Ha Ha!!!
2006-12-21 07:47:53 · answer #8 · answered by Montecar3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How bout, going up to the skank at the customer service desk that always really rude and useless when she serves you and pointing at her and yelling really LOUDLY AND INDIGNANTLY, "Oh my God, when did you get out of jail?!!!"
Or point at an imaginary big black hairy mole on her face and point at it and yell, "Eeeeew, what a gross looking hairy mole on your face!!"
Or how bout, grabbing a roast chicken from the deli, pull up a piece of lino (park your butt), open chicken bag and start eating. All of a sudden grab your throat and start gagging and choking and screaming, "Help me I can't breath, this stuff is poisonous.
2006-12-21 08:06:06 · answer #9 · answered by Minx 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take the trolley/shopping cart and use it like a scooter/skateboard.
To do this, hold the handle with both hands and then put one foot on the bottom bar below....pushing off with the other foot. Then jump up on the bottom bar with both feet and proceed to "ride" the cart out of the store to your car.
2006-12-21 07:46:00 · answer #10 · answered by Zliz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋