i refuse to kiss her anymore and she cant understand this
2006-12-21 07:41:13 · 24 answers · asked by jethro 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
Get that "dog whisperer" guy to talk to her and help her work through this pain..
2006-12-21 07:43:06 · answer #1 · answered by motorcitysmadman2 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Help her get some power - work to get her elected in the Congress. The right wingers could use a female dog (technical use of an otherwise deragatory word)...or better yet groom her into a Ann Coulter. Then your dog can get over the hurt that she feels.
2006-12-25 03:41:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm thats a tough sitch. I dont envy you at all. Ok first I would have to say your son of sam impression is uncanny. really kudos. Then i would have to remind you to let your dog know that your going through a selfish period where its just about you. in time If its meant to be it will work out and your love will be stronger then ever but if not remember all the good times you had together and maybe you to could still be friends
2006-12-21 08:33:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your dog was talking to you and has stopped rejoice. You are going in the right direction with the whole sanity thing.
2006-12-21 11:09:40 · answer #4 · answered by Michael 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little bit of peanut butter gently applied to the roof of her mouth should get her talking in no time.
2006-12-21 20:49:05 · answer #5 · answered by woo-lee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and yet so like the attitude of the dog"s LIFE
2006-12-22 01:08:08 · answer #6 · answered by Gypsy Gal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't brush your teeth for a week and then tongue kiss her, she will be repulsed and never want your mouth on her again. you can also try stopping the alpo flavored lip balm!
2006-12-21 07:44:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your dog talks? Send her to the circus.
2006-12-21 07:44:00 · answer #8 · answered by ~*RaMpAgE*~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait 'til she's back in heat. Then, start sniffing her. Get her some dog bones.
Then bone.
2006-12-21 07:44:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a dog. Dogs can't talk.
2006-12-21 15:14:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋