Can I just walk up to God and complain if my hot water's not working, or do I have to take a number in wait in line?
What about my car, can it come with me? Will I need to have it re-registered and inspected?
These are important questions that I need answered.
2006-12-21 07:15:28 · 11 answers · asked by pastor of muppets 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I believe that Heaven will be a desert wasteland like Mad Max.... If you have a complaint you will immediately be sent to Hell.
The good thing about Hell is that most of the cool people will be there.
2006-12-21 07:18:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dear Johnny,
Bureaucracy only exists on this earth, not in heaven.
You won't have to worry about the hot water, the number of people in line, your car or anything else.
Everything in heaven is perfect.
An hour ago I finished reading 90 Minutes in Heaven by Don Piper. It was very interesting. I hope you will check it out. Another good book about heaven is The Great Divorce by C.S. Lewis.
2006-12-21 15:22:32 · answer #2 · answered by JOYfilled - Romans 8:28 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully nonexistent. Bureaucracy is to the credit of fallen mankind, period.
You cannot take your car to heaven. All you can take is you, minus your body, currently.
2006-12-21 15:47:40 · answer #3 · answered by Bill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. No, everything is perfect, and there is ample food and water for feasting. God will always be with you, so you wont have to look for him.
2. You'll have wings. Lol, forget cars.
2006-12-21 15:17:36 · answer #4 · answered by Doug 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well a bureaucracy is a self sustaining system so I would imagine heaven would have to be a "perfect bureaucracy" . . . whatever that means.
2006-12-21 15:18:47 · answer #5 · answered by A 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1) you cannot take it with you.
2) There is no bureaucracy, it is a benevolent dictatorship.
2006-12-21 15:19:02 · answer #6 · answered by epaphras_faith 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well in hevan, you would have no desire to do anything except worship god, but...
you call up and they put you on hold, and your car can only come if its buried with you
2006-12-21 15:19:38 · answer #7 · answered by Ghost Wolf 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Serious question..wow!
2006-12-21 15:16:54 · answer #8 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't been there lately, I'll be sure and let you know.
2006-12-21 15:19:51 · answer #9 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You probably don't need to worry about it.
2006-12-21 15:18:16 · answer #10 · answered by writealready 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋