What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma?
Grandpa.
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2006-12-21 07:05:23 · 22 answers · asked by Janey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute joke!!!!
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around.
Teen says, "Grandpa, they didn't have a whole lot of problems with all these diseases when you were young did they?"
Grandpa replies, "Nope."
Teen says, "Well, what did you guys use for safe sex?"
Grandpa replies, "A wedding ring."
2006-12-21 07:11:59 · update #1
"Groan" but I liked them
2006-12-21 07:30:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great 9/10
2006-12-21 15:34:28 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got one for ya - that person is so ugly they have to sneak up on a tap to get a drink!!!
2006-12-21 15:09:15 · answer #3 · answered by zappafan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 good one
2006-12-21 18:41:53 · answer #4 · answered by joanne g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a dog with no legs and i called him embassy because i like to take him out for a drag
2006-12-21 15:37:45 · answer #5 · answered by teabag 1968 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-21 15:18:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
aw..almost made me cry how society is so corrupted now
but cute joke!
2006-12-21 15:52:34 · answer #7 · answered by HS Sweetness 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
best one liner?
"A man walks into a bar, and says ouch!"
2006-12-21 15:23:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is she the same old lady who went streaking in the old peoples home ? she ran past two old chaps sitting in their chairs, one said "What the hell was that ? " the other replied " i dunno but it sure needs ironing ! "
2006-12-21 15:16:20 · answer #9 · answered by abraxas5597 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe
2006-12-21 15:11:18 · answer #10 · answered by Cold Bird 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋