An English school teacher was looking for rooms in Switzerland. She called upon the local school master to help her find an apartment that would be suitable. Such rooms were found, and she returned to London for her belongings. She remembered that she had not noticed a bathroom, or as she called it, "a water closet." She wrote to the school master and asked if there was a "W.C." in or near the apartment.
The schoolmaster, not knowing the English expression, was puzzled by the "W.C.", never dreaming that she was talking about a bathroom. He finally sought advice from the parish priest. They concluded she must mean a Wayside Chapel. The lady received the following letter a few days later.
"Dear Madam :
The W.C. is located 9 miles from the house, in the heart of a beautiful grove of trees. It will seat 150 people at one time, and is open on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays.
2006-12-21 06:54:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Some people bring their lunch and make a day of it. On Thursdays there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are very good. The slightest sound can be heard by everyone. It may interest you to know that my daughter met her husband at the W.C. We are now in the process of taking donations to purchase plush seats. We feel that this is a long-felt need, as the present seats have holes in them.
My wife, being rather delicate, hasn't been able to attend regularly. It has been six months since she last went. Naturally, it pains her not to be able to go more often.
I will close now with the desire to accomodate you in every way possible, and will be happy to save you a seat either down front or near the door, as you prefer."
Thumbs UP if you like it!
2006-12-21 06:55:02 · update #1
"P.S.," the schoolmaster wrote, "Sit as long as you like. I'm sure you'll enjoy the pew."
2006-12-21 08:59:34 · answer #1 · answered by Pablo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-12-21 14:59:05 · answer #2 · answered by kj 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THUMBS WAY UP! thats really funny
2006-12-21 15:35:08 · answer #3 · answered by Iron_Lopez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one and a thumbs up
2006-12-21 15:27:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 99
2006-12-21 14:57:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've gone in worse places :)
2006-12-21 14:57:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is very accommodating.
2006-12-21 15:04:50 · answer #7 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg
2006-12-21 15:19:41 · answer #8 · answered by dksecret2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-21 14:59:52 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-12-21 14:57:22 · answer #10 · answered by countrygalsline 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋