can you finish the joke. first correct answer gets the points
2006-12-21 06:44:57 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm lookin'for the man that shot my paw.....
2006-12-21 06:46:27 · answer #1 · answered by festeringhump 4 · 15⤊ 0⤋
Dont know , but I was in my local bar and this guy walked in with his wifes little white poodle dog on a pink harness!
he bar man shouted "Oi no dogs allowed, only guide dogs" the feller said, "But I'm blind" The bar man said blind folk usually get a German shepard dog as a guide"
The guy asked "What have they given me then"?
Hope this helps?
2006-12-21 15:15:39 · answer #2 · answered by budding author 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just got back from the war. Give me a shot of your best. Yeah I would have said paw but it's been posted already.
2006-12-21 14:47:40 · answer #3 · answered by wjb 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
man do I need a drink. I was in bed with a cute french poodle and her pitbull husband came home unexpectedly and I had to jump out a two-story window! she 's a cute piece of tail , but, man, i gotta stay away from those married bitches!
2006-12-21 15:14:09 · answer #4 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sausages.
2006-12-21 16:20:33 · answer #5 · answered by foxinapairofsox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hair of the man that bit me, don't worry I have a hollow leg.
2006-12-21 15:07:39 · answer #6 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I have a hair of the dog that bit me.
2006-12-21 15:03:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
gimme gimme some wiskey please!!!
you know it's hard days work man and kill the man who shot my paw
( i made this bit up )
2006-12-22 03:50:07 · answer #8 · answered by victim-snatcher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want the man who shot my pa (w)
2006-12-21 14:49:06 · answer #9 · answered by I Ain't Your Momma 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm looking for the man who shot my Paw.......
2006-12-21 14:47:33 · answer #10 · answered by dj 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i'm looking for the man who shot my paw!!
2006-12-21 14:49:38 · answer #11 · answered by angelotipton 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋