Dear Friends,
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have, I will tell my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with a VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.
The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird crap.
On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation, and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get things together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your butts down to Wal-Mart before everything is gone.
Merry Christmas,
Santa
2006-12-21 06:39:07 · 19 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-21 06:53:05 · answer #1 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need a holiday Santa
Make sure you take the fiddlers and the maids a milking to the doctors, but not at the same time!
PS take the piping pipers to the nut house
Merry Christmas
2006-12-21 06:46:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just so you know, it was 12 pipers piping, 11 drummers drumming, 10 lords a leaping and 9 ladies dancing. But I still think it's good!
Boffdude
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2006-12-21 08:05:11 · answer #3 · answered by Boffdude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Satan er Santa, besides finding out in Kindergarten that more boys than girls are stupid, I learned way back then you're definitely not all you claim you are, get off your high horse! No offense, God's bigger than you! Have a nice day, A Girl you have never fooled, nor will ever buy her love from a 4 corner state
2006-12-21 06:45:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
wow Santa, you said the same thing last year, and the year before that
2006-12-21 06:41:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm on my way to Wal-Mart first thing in the morning then...
2006-12-21 09:41:50 · answer #6 · answered by DanniG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
santa needs to take a pill
2006-12-21 12:01:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lmao 10/10
2006-12-21 07:24:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How long has Santa wore a cowboy hat !!!!!!!
2006-12-21 06:43:14 · answer #9 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor old santa, bless his little whiskers. lets give him a year off...lol
2006-12-21 08:30:37 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋