A son asks his dad the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'
Dad says thats a hard but I have an idea.
Ask mom if she would sleep with the milkman for £1 million. Mom says yes.
Dad says, now ask your sister if she'll sleep with the coalman for £2 million. Sister says yes.
Dad says, well there you go, thats your answer. Theoretically we're sitting on £3 million, but realistically we're living with 2 slags.
2006-12-21 06:34:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ET dude....lmao, that was a good un x
2006-12-21 07:12:13 · update #1
Funny. Thanks.
2006-12-21 06:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by ra63 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!!
Funny, but not the best. Whaddya think of this one?
A family stopped at a hotel after traveling in a car all night. The only room that was open was the one rumored to be haunted. But the family didn't care, because they had been driving all night. So they're in their beds, when all of a sudden the dad hears, "When the log rolls over, we will die, we will die." So the dad jumps out of the window to be never heard of again.
All of a sudden, the mom hears, "When the log rolls over, we will die, we will die." So she drives off somewhere else.
All of a sudden, the brother hears, "When the log rolls over, we will die, we will die." So he runs to get the hotel manager.
When the baby girl hears it, she says, " That's not scary." So she searches all over the room trying to find what's making the noise. She looks in the bathroom. Behind the towell. In the bathtub. But when she looks in the toilet, she sees two flies dancing on a piece of crap sing, "When the log rolls over, we will die, we will die."
It's not the best either, but hope it made you laugh a little.
2006-12-21 14:37:18 · answer #2 · answered by ET Dude 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why do you have to say Lady of the night Lady of the night lady of the night? Because now Ho Ho Ho isn't politically core ct.
2006-12-21 15:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by carnagekos&fun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 8/10
2006-12-21 14:40:45 · answer #4 · answered by Diddley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny, definately made me lol
2006-12-21 17:35:25 · answer #5 · answered by DanniG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT is a good joke, superb. 10/10
2006-12-21 15:27:57 · answer #6 · answered by abraxas5597 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
H a Ha Ha Hee He Laugh laugh Funny Funny. Ho Ho Ho. MMEERRRRYY Christmas TTTTOOOO YYooUUU. HAVE A HAPPY NUDE YEAR.
2006-12-21 14:42:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ET Dude's is better.
2006-12-21 15:43:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha funny!
2006-12-21 15:18:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one best of the night.!!!
2006-12-21 14:39:17 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...
I liked "ET Dude"'s better...
2006-12-21 14:58:27 · answer #11 · answered by BrilliantPomegranate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋